Thank you for purchasing HIP TO THE JAVABEAN, by your pal Lemon Demon.

This CD contains not fifteen, but FIFTY-FOUR songs. That's right, aside from the high-quality new tracks in CD format, I've also included Lemon Demon's previous two albums in MP3 format, as well as eight bonus tracks.

CLOWN CIRCUS - released in April 2003, contains Lemon Demon's earliest material and such enigmatic hits as "Lemon Demon", "Don't Be Like the Sun", and the shameless self-tribute, "Hyakugojyuuichi 2003".

LIVE FROM THE HAUNTED CANDLE SHOP - released in July 2003, contains Lemon Demon's not-so-early material and such unfathomable hits as "Dance Like an Idiot", "Mold en Mono", and "The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets".

Please enjoy these albums, and check out the Bonus Tracks directory for outtakes, side projects, and instrumental crap!

ALSO, the lyrics for the main fifteen songs are included in TheLyrics.txt for your reading pleasure. Now you can impress your friends by knowing what the hell I am singing. But BE WARNED: Don't abuse this text file-- my words must only be used for good. Do not use your knowledge of The Lyrics to gain political power, or to seduce lonely old widows, or both at the same time. No, the recommended usage is to open or print the file and simply use it to sing along while the CD plays. It's fun, doesn't hurt anybody, and actually prevents plague-- you have my word on this!

Oh, and visit the Lemon Demon website at www.eviltrailmix.com/lemondemon if you please.

That is all, my friend. Go dance through the sonic begonias.